Terms of Services

Welcome to MaxAbsurdum. By accessing or using our website at maxabsurdum.com and purchasing our products, you agree to be bound by the following Terms of Service. Please read them carefully.

By visiting our Site or purchasing from us, you engage in our "Service" and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy. These Terms apply to all users of the Site, including browsers, vendors, customers, and merchants.

MaxAbsurdum reserves the right to limit the quantities of any products or services we offer. All descriptions of products are subject to change at any time without notice. We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time.

We do not warrant that the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you will meet your expectations, or that any errors in the Service will be corrected.

All prices are shown in US Dollars and are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue products without notice. We shall not be liable to you or any third party for any modification, price change, or discontinuation of a product.

We accept major credit cards and other payment methods as listed on our checkout page. By providing your payment information, you represent that you are authorized to use the payment method.

We reserve the right to refuse any order you place with us. We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, household, or order. We attempt to be as accurate as possible with product descriptions, however we do not warrant that product descriptions or other content on the Site is accurate, complete, or current.

All content on this Site, including but not limited to graphics, text, logos, and images, is the property of MaxAbsurdum and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without express written permission.

You agree not to use our Site for any unlawful purpose or in any way that could harm MaxAbsurdum, its customers, or third parties. You agree not to:

•     Violate any applicable laws or regulations

•     Infringe on the intellectual property rights of MaxAbsurdum or others

•     Transmit any harmful, offensive, or disruptive content

•     Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of our Site or systems

In no event shall MaxAbsurdum, its directors, employees, partners, agents, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, punitive, or consequential damages arising out of or related to your use of the Site or purchase of our products.

These Terms of Service shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Minnesota, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved in the courts located in Ramsey County, Minnesota.

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms of Service at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the Site after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms. We encourage you to review this page periodically.